I Am the Iconic Line Kid from the Arnold Schwarzenegger Comedy: A Look Back.
The action icon is universally recognized as an action movie legend. But, in the midst of his cinematic dominance in the 1980s and 1990s, he also delivered several critically acclaimed comedies. A prime example is Kindergarten Cop, which marks its 35th anniversary this holiday season.
The Film and That Line
In the 1990 movie, Schwarzenegger portrays a hardened detective who poses as a schoolteacher to catch a killer. For much of the story, the investigation plot functions as a basic structure for the star to have charming scenes with children. The most unforgettable features a child named Joseph, who out of nowhere rises and states the actor, “Males have a penis, and girls get a vagina.” Arnold responds dryly, “Thank you for that information.”
The boy behind the line was portrayed by youth performer Miko Hughes. In addition to this part featured a recurring role on Full House playing the antagonist to the Olsen twins and the character of the resurrected boy in the film version of Stephen King’s Pet Sematary. He still works in film today, with several projects on the horizon. Additionally, he frequently attends the con circuit. Recently shared his memories from the filming of the classic over three decades on.
A Young Actor's Perspective
Question: Starting off, how old were you when you filmed Kindergarten Cop?
Miko Hughes: I think I was four. I was the youngest of all the kids on set.
That's remarkable, I can't remember being four. Do you have any memories from that time?
Yeah, a little bit. They're snapshots. They're like visual recollections.
Do you recall how you landed the job in Kindergarten Cop?
My parents, primarily my mom would bring me to auditions. Often it was like a cattle call. There'd be 20, 30 kids and we'd all simply wait around, be seen, be in there briefly, do whatever little line they wanted and that was it. My parents would coach me on the dialogue and then, when I became literate, that was some of the first material I was reading.
Do you have a specific memory of meeting Arnold? What was your take on him?
He was incredibly nice. He was enjoyable. He was nice, which arguably isn't too surprising. It would be strange if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom, that surely wouldn't foster a productive set. He was a joy to have on set.
“It would have been odd if he was unpleasant to all the kids in the classroom.”
I was aware he was a major movie star because that's what my parents told me, but I had barely seen his movies. I sensed the excitement — he was a big deal — but he didn't frighten me. He was simply playful and I was eager to interact with him when he wasn't busy. He was occupied, of course, but he'd sometimes engage here and there, and we would dangle from his limbs. He'd flex and we'd be dangling there. He was exceptionally kind. He bought every kid in the classroom a yellow cassette player, which at the time was like an iPhone. This was the must-have gadget, that distinctive classic yellow cassette player. I used to rock out to the Power Rangers soundtrack and the Ninja Turtles soundtrack for ages on that thing. It wore out in time. I also was given a authentic coach's whistle. He had the coach whistle, and the kids all were gifted copies as well.
Do you remember your days on set as being enjoyable?
You know, it's funny, that movie became a phenomenon. It was such a big movie, and it was an incredible opportunity, and you would think, looking back now, I would want my memories to be of collaborating with Schwarzenegger, the legendary director, the location shoot, the production design, but my memories are of being a finitely child at lunch. For instance, they got everyone pizza, but I wasn't a pizza fan. All I would eat was the meat from the top. Then, the original Game Boy was new. That was the coolest toy, and I was proficient. I was the youngest and some of the older kids would hand me their devices to beat difficult stages on games because I knew how, and I was quite pleased with myself. So, it's all childhood recollections.
The Line
OK, the infamous quote, do you remember how it happened? Did you understand the words?
At the time, I wasn't fully aware of what the word shocking meant, but I understood it was edgy and it caused the crew to chuckle. I was aware it was kind of something I wouldn't usually utter, but I was given approval in this case because it was funny.
“My mom thought hard about it.”
How it originated, based on what I was told, was they didn't have specific roles. Some character lines were written into the script, but once they had the entire ensemble assembled, it wasn't pure improvisation, but they refined it on set and, I suppose the filmmakers came to my mom and said, "We're thinking. We want Miko to have this line. Are you okay with this?" My mom didn't answer immediately. She said, "I need to consider this, I'll decide tomorrow" and took a short while. It was a tough call for her. She said she had doubts, but she believed it could end up as one of the most memorable lines from the movie and history proved her correct.